Dearest Lawnmower,
I feel as if ending this torrid relationship now is best...to keep going on as we are would just be unfair to us both. In the beginning, I knew it would not last....yet buying you at such a cheap price was just too easy! Then as the days went on, I could feel you slowly wearing thin.
I feel as if leaving you in this condition would be heartless...but I know that it's not entirely my fault. You allowed yourself to be pushed around by a 12 year-old! What did you think would happen??
But...the truth is plain to see...you can be replaced.
Oh, some may shake their heads at that and cry "Fix him!" but for me there is no going back. You are not the one for me.
Hugs,
Sarah
**Background to this horrible tragedy:
1/2 thru the mowing the backyard, one of his wheels fell off. (sniff, sniff) And because I had to go thru the torture of mowing the rest of the lawn on three wheels, I will forever be jaded.
Farewell foul beast.....
9 comments:
You make me smile!!!! :)
You ad to mow half the lawn with ONE WHEEL MISSING??? Oh man! Now THAT is dedication my friend! Go you!
That's why Travis mowes the lawn!!;) James has it too good.
WOW!!! You had me rolling my friend!!
I say, dump him! You need a LM that's man enough to take your crap!
(hmmm..that looks more adamant on paper then it did in my head).
*bow*
*bow*
Good for you! :)
3 wheels, seriously? That is freaking hilarious!!
Not only did I refuse to mow the lawn, but I also loosened the wheels and dug up the yard so that Sarah would roll her ankle.
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