I am NOT thinking of burning down my house because I don't have the energy to clean it.
I am NOT eating chocolate chip cookies right now with milk and feeling ok with it because the milk is healthy, right?
I am NOT going to take a nap today...maybe.
I am NOT wishing I could go shop right now. Old Navy has NOT been calling my name thru their numerous 'Back to School' emails. And I have NOT clicked on every single one to peruse their skirt section.
I am NOT going to drink another Dr Pepper today because I've already had two big ole 32 ouncers.
I am NOT going to admit movie popcorn doesn't sit well with my tummy anymore...at least not a large bucket.
I am NOT wishing I could get a pedicure, because doing my nails myself saves money.
I am NOT dreading my wisdom teeth appointment tomorrow...
I am NOT thinking of selling my children on the black market because they are Banshee's.
I am NOT wasting time on the internet, no....not me!
And I am definitely NOT stealing this from April Showers. (have to give credit where credit is due...and she's a bit funnier than me Ü)
7 comments:
Hmmmm.... Arson does sound a lot better than spring cleaning the wham out of this house....
Here is why I love your posts---especially ones like this---they make me realize what kindred spirits we are!!! And as ashley said, i can't tell you how many times I'd rather burn it than clean it! or sell my kids to the gypsies because of their general insanity...or want to eat nothing but chocolate chip cookies (but i don't even bother with the healthy milk). I just love you to pieces! (Oh, and I plan on stealing this too)
You are too funny!! I didn't know your appointment is tomorrow!! Good luck!!!
You mean, you didn't learn a LOVE OF CLEANING from your mommy? haha! Good luck with your appointment tomorrow. Let me know how it goes, okay?
I'm NOT going to go shopping for new clothes instead of washing the ones I have.
Hilarious list! And so many things that I am NOT doing either.
Wisdom teeth appointment???? Are you ok? XOXOXOXOXOX
MommaLOVE?! Hiya! :)
I guess I should have clarified...my wisdom teeth CONSULTATION was that day...my appointment for extraction is on Aug 28th!
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